Farts. Flatulence. Break wind. Pass gas.
Name it whatever you want — but we all are familiar with it and no matter what people say, everyone lets one out now and then.
And there’s nothing wrong with that, as long as you don’t force someone else to smell what you had for breakfast.
Now, you can send a “fart in a jar” to anyone you want this Christmas, writes the site 9gag.
Smelling someone else’s farts or farting next to someone else is quite unpleasant. But all of us have that special one in our life, someone we can share even farts with, for a laugh of course.
Choose your own smell
The company, Farts Direct, will let you send smelly greetings to anyone you want this Christmas.
You can choose between different “Original Stinks” like “Curry Napalm”, “Hanging Out Of Your Arse” or “Love Puff”; and now, just for Christmas, you can choose from the two brand new smells, these are “Stuffing Shart” and “Sprout Stench”.
You can also add a note message to send a personal greeting to the poor recipient.
Sending this smelly Christmas gift to someone costs $13.
“The perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel”
Martin Grix, the founder of Farts Direct, wants to let the stigmatism around farts go, by letting one go.
“It’s important to share the guff – especially at Christmas time. It’s the perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel without ever having to say a word,” said Martin Grix to 9gag.
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