Sometimes you need a good laugh to start the day with the right foot. It can put you in a good mood for the rest of it. While growing up, I’ve learned that a good day can set things up for a good week, a good month, and even a good year. So if you have the opportunity to laugh, take it!
Usually, I’m not fond of cliché jokes, for example, blonde ones. Assuming how smart someone is just by the way they look it’s stupid. But to me this joke is an exception, it caught me off guard and I had a good chuckle.
I showed it to my wife earlier today. Both of us have blond hair, but we laughed out loud when we read the last line. What a surprise! I can promise!
This history is fictional and has nothing to do with reality. I think you will like it — and I hope you get a good laugh after reading it!
A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago. One of the flight attendants is asking a young and beautiful blonde, who sat on a free seat in first class, to go back to her seat in economy class.
“You’ve only paid for economy class,” says the flight attendant.
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful”
The confident 18-year-old woman responds:
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m sexy, I’m going to Chicago and I’m not moving from this seat!”
The flight attendant asks a few more times but eventually gives up. So she asks the co-pilot for help, but he gets the same response:
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m sexy, I’m going to Chicago and I’m not moving from this seat! Stop annoying me!
Then the co-pilot goes back to the cockpit and asks the captain what to do.
“What do they look like?” asks the captain.
“A blonde, probably not even on her twenties yet.”
“I’ll handle this,” replies the captain. “I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to first class, leans down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear.
Everyone is shocked
Then she hurries back to her seat in economy class — and sits with her arms crossed while mumbling.
“Why didn’t they say that from the beginning…?”
The flight attendant and the co-pilot are shocked, so they ask the captain what did he say to her.
“I told her that first class isn’t going to Chicago.”
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