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Man thinks his wife should get a liposuction – her payback is glorious!

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. You should be careful not to criticize other people when the same could be said about yourself – something this man learned the hard way.

I found this story online and I just had to share it with you. As we all know, it’s easy to criticize others. But it is way trickier to take a long, hard look at yourself to identify your own faults – never mind to regularly work on improving them. Something most people don’t lack, however, is a sense of humor. I know I laughed long and hard at this hilarious joke!

Glorious payback

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts.”

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she decided to reply with silence.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras.”

The woman had had more than enough, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.

With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother!”

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