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Couple lose each other at Walmart, but the husband’s solution makes me blush

They say that laughter is the best medicine, and I have to agree that there’s some truth to that. We all feel more alive when we’re having fun – especially if it’s with friends!

A middle-aged couple from Kansas are shopping together at Walmart. The husband hates going on lengthy shopping runs, but grudgingly agrees to come along. His wife rushes off to the clothing department, so he goes looking at the tool section for a while, since they were thinking of building a porch in the summer.

“Might as well get something done while I’m stuck in this damn place,” he thought to himself.

Walks up to a strange woman

After some 15 minutes, he tried to locate his wife. He went to the clothing department, but she was nowhere to be found. After 10 more minutes of fruitless searching, he was about to give up.

He went over to the underwear section, where he saw a beautiful, big-breasted woman.

He walked up to her and said, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?”

She looks at him with confusion and says, “Sure thing… but why?”

“Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife always appears out of nowhere!”

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