Lewd story: Jane and Tarzan undress together for the first time, but everything ends in disaster

Having a partner from a different culture can be a tricky business, but also rewarding. You have different habits, expectations and norms. What might be normal for you won’t be for them, and vice versa. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it does take some getting used to.

Tarzan and Jane is the classic “when worlds collide” love story. I found this one on the Internet earlier today and I just had to share it with you. I hope you’ll laugh as hard as I did!

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him. He was strong, well-built and had a very honest nature. She sat down with him on a fallen tree and started asking him about his life.

After an hour of this, she got bold and asked him if he had ever made love to anyone.

“Tarzan not know make love,” he replied.

Jane blushed, but explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, “Oh… Yes, Tarzan know make love. Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”

Horrified, Jane exclaimed, “Oh Tarzan, that’s terrible! A tree is no substitute for a lover. Don’t worry, I will show you how to do it properly.”

Jane teaches him

She took off her clothing and stood naked in front of him. Tarzan just stared at her, in awe.

“Here,” she said, pointing to her privates. “You must put it in here.”

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood. He stepped closer to her, looked at her with bestial lust, tempered only by tender affection… and suddenly kicked her right in the crotch!

Jane dropped to the ground and rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What the hell did you do that for?!”

Tarzan shrugged and replied, “Check for squirrel.”

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