You never forget your first, especially your first time “doing it”.
Losing innocence can be tricky. We all remember that first time. For most of us it might not be the best of experiences, but at least it is a milestone in your life.
This story is about that – but the ending really made me laugh out loud. I felt I had to share it with you. Shared joy counts as double joy!
Martin, a 16-year-old boy, had been dating his classmate Sofia for six months. They had been planning their first time for a while, and they finally decided the day when it would happen.
Asked nervously at the checkout
Since they were both responsible young people, they wanted to use protection. So Martin went down to the local pharmacy.
Martin stepped up to the checkout and saw it was Lydia on the till. Lydia was a girl who he used to go to school with, she‘s gorgeous and very popular back then.
Martin thought she was still stunning and, if possible, became even more nervous.
“Erhm, I would like to buy… con… condoms,” Martin stuttered.
Shows how to put it on
Lydia smiled at how nervous and sweet Martin was. She brought out a package of condoms.
“Do you know how to use a condom?”
“Well, not really,” replied Martin, and felt how he turned red over his cheeks.
“Come on, I’ll show you”
Lydia then took out a condom and put it over her thumb.
“Just make sure it’s tightly wrapped around it. Do you understand?”
“Hmm … well, maybe,” said Martin who was still flushed red on his cheeks.
Lydia looked around the store quickly, made sure they were alone, grabbed Martin by the arm and brought him to the back of the store.
“Come on, I’ll show you,” Lydia whispered.
“Time to put it on”
Once out of sight, Lydia unbuttoned her blouse and took off her bra.
Martin stared with his eyes fully open at the sexy, older girl.
“Do these make you feel anything?” Lydia smiled and bit her lip.
Martin stood still and just stared at her breasts. Lydia smiled even more.
“I think it’s a good time to wear put on the condom now,” Lydia said.
Just a few trusts
Martin did as Lydia instructed him while Lydia took off his panties and lay down on an adjacent bench.
“Hurry up, we don’t have much time!” demanded Lydia.
Martin stepped forward and slid it inside. After just a few thrusts, Martin couldn’t hold on anymore. Disappointed, Lydia realized that it was all over in about 30 seconds.
Then she looked down at Martin.
“You did put on the condom, right?”
“Yes,” replied Martin proudly, and gave her a condom-protected thumbs up…
The ending had me in stitches! Pass this on to your friends so they can read this hilarious story!