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19 year old model bangs old US veteran – what he reveals afterwards makes me laugh out loud

When you’ve been without something for a long time, you begin to appreciate just how lucky you were before. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone – but all things aren’t gone forever.

Who knows, if you go looking, you might find that thing again – just imagine how that would make you feel!

The young woman in this story finds out something shocking about an older man, and what happens next had me in stitches!

I won’t reveal any more, so be sure to read to the end. I hope you’ll laugh as hard as I did!

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event. There was no shortage of extremely young, beautiful models in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.”

The young girl looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”

The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”

“When was the last time you had sex?”

The young girl was tiring of trying to start up a conversation, but didn’t want to just leave the Sergeant Major who she found oddly attractive.

She said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young girl said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?”

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, “1955.”

Surprised, she said, “That long?!? Well then, let me make your night better…” and the two sauntered away to a private room.

The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour.

The woman cuddled up to the army veteran afterward and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1955…”

The veteran looked at her confusedly, and said, “Well I sure hope not. It’s only 2130 now!”

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